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Hey there, lovely ghouls and bewitching babes! 🎃👻 As the leaves turn golden and the air gets a chill, we know it’s that time of year again – Halloween is just around the corner!

And what better way to get into the spirit of the spook-tastic season than with some clever and charming letterboard phrases to deck out your home? Whether you’re a Halloween enthusiast or a beauty-loving babe, we’ve got you covered with 30 wickedly witty and oh-so-fun ideas for your Halloween letterboard.

So, grab your pumpkin spice latte and let’s conjure up some delightful and spirited decor that’ll have your guests cackling with joy!

1. Pumpkins are orange goblins are green it’s freakin bats I love halloween

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Embrace the whimsical spirit of Halloween with this playful phrase that celebrates all the spooky delights of the season.

2. Witch better have my candy

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A witty twist on a famous song title, perfect for asserting your sweet tooth desires during trick-or-treat season.

3. What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo-jeans

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Get ready to giggle with this pun-tastic joke, adding a touch of humor to your Halloween decor.

4. For halloween I would love to dress up as a well rested mom who arrives on time

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Moms can relate to this light-hearted wish for a magically restful and punctual Halloween transformation.

5. If you’ve got it, haunt it

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Flaunt your Halloween spirit and confidence with this empowering phrase that’ll give everyone a ghostly good vibe.

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6. Ghouls just want to have fun

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Channel your inner ghoul and let loose with this spirited declaration of fun and mischief.

7. If you were a ghost you would still be my boo

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A sweet and endearing message for your special someone that plays on the word “boo” in a charming Halloween-themed way.

8. I put a spell on you and now you’re wine

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Pour some enchantment into your wine-loving life with this clever adaptation of a classic Halloween song.

9. Boo

Keep it simple and classic with the timeless and friendly “boo” greeting, perfect for welcoming trick-or-treaters.

10. Me waiting to put up my Christmas tree

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Embrace your eagerness for the next holiday with this humorous nod to the Christmas excitement already brewing.

11. I’m not sure how many chocolates equals happiness but so far it’s not 23

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A relatable and funny phrase to express your ongoing quest for the perfect chocolate count during Halloween.

12. A little ghoul is brewing baby ___ due ____

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Share your joyful Halloween-inspired pregnancy announcement with this adorable and punny phrase.

13. But I think I love fall most of all

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As much as you adore Halloween, you can’t deny your affection for the entire fall season with this heartwarming sentiment.

14. Trick or treat yo’ self

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A delightful twist on the popular phrase, reminding you to indulge in some self-care amidst the Halloween festivities.

15. This witch can be bribed with coffee

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If you’re a coffee lover, this witty message lets your guests know the key to winning your witchy heart.

16. ___ days until Halloween

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Add an interactive touch to your letterboard by counting down the days until the spook-tacular celebration.

17. Look it look it it’s frickin’ bats. I love Halloween.

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Express your unbridled excitement for Halloween with this exuberant and enthusiastic phrase.

18. I gave you life. You give me your snickers

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Moms can relate to this cheeky demand for candy appreciation from their trick-or-treaters.

19. For personal reasons it is now Halloween

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Celebrate your personal fondness for Halloween, making it an everyday occurrence with this delightful phrase.

20. Come in for a spell… Happy Halloween

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Welcome guests to your haunted abode with a bewitching greeting that sets the mood for a spook-tacular time.

21. I put a spell on you because you’re mine

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A charming twist on a romantic declaration, perfect for celebrating your magical connection with someone special.

22. That time of year when I get to pretend the 5 pounds of candy I’m buying is for trick-or-treaters

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Playfully admit to your candy splurging habits during Halloween festivities.

23. If you don’t paint your pumpkins in pastels do you even do instagram

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Embrace the trendy and aesthetically pleasing pastel pumpkin craze with this quirky phrase.

24. I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% that witch

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Channel your inner Lizzo and confidently proclaim your witchy identity with a modern twist.

25. Leaves, Autumn, October, Pumpkins, Spooky, Trick, Treats, Sweets Crossword

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Get creative and crafty with this interactive letterboard, challenging your guests to solve a Halloween-themed crossword puzzle.

26. Hello October

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Welcome the spookiest month of the year with a simple and friendly greeting, setting the tone for all the Halloween fun ahead.

27. My halloween magic is making candy dissapear

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Boast about your candy-disappearing skills during Halloween season with this mischievous phrase.

28. Hocus pocus I need coffee to focus

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A humorous twist on the famous magical phrase, highlighting your reliance on coffee for daily productivity.

29. All of the dust & cobwebs in my house just became decorations. Thanks Halloween.

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Embrace the Halloween-induced chaos with this humorous take on home decorations.

30. November 1st: National eat your kids candy after they go to bed day

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Playfully mark the day-after-Halloween tradition of sneaking a treat or two from your kids’ stash with this lighthearted calendar entry.

As October comes to a close and the moon wanes, we hope these Halloween letterboard phrases have inspired you to embrace the magic of the season in your own unique way. Whether you’re conjuring up a bewitching atmosphere for your home or adding a touch of whimsy to your social media posts, let your creativity shine bright like a jack-o’-lantern. From pun-tastic jokes to witty twists on classic phrases, there’s something for every spirited soul out there.