Giggles & Greetings: 30 Witty Christmas Letter Board Sayings

Last Updated on November 2, 2023

Get ready to deck the halls and add a touch of holiday magic to your home with our collection of 30 Christmas letterboard ideas.

The holiday season is the perfect time to embrace your inner wordsmith and spread some festive cheer.

Whether you’re looking for clever quips, classic sayings, or a dash of humor, we’ve got you covered. Let your creativity shine as you explore these charming phrases to adorn your letter board, creating a warm and inviting atmosphere that captures the spirit of the season.

From the Windows, to the walls, imma ‘bout to deck these halls

Get ready to bring the holiday spirit to every nook and cranny of your home with this fun and festive phrase. Decking the halls has never sounded so stylish.

Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree to remind my family that I am a gift

Sometimes you just have to remind your loved ones of the obvious, and this playful phrase is a humorous way to do it. A Christmas gift, indeed!

If anyone is Christmas shopping for me I am a size window seat in plane tickets

Wanderlust meets Christmas cheer! This phrase is perfect for anyone dreaming of their next adventure as a gift.

Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle

A playful twist on the classic “Don’t get your panties in a bunch,” this lighthearted phrase reminds us to stay relaxed and enjoy the season.

Here comes Amazon, here comes Amazon, right down my driveway

A modern take on the classic Christmas song, this phrase perfectly captures the convenience of holiday shopping.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

A classic Christmas sentiment that never goes out of style. It truly is the most wonderful time with lights, laughter, and love all around.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

A cute and clever way to tell someone they’re the real gift you’ve been wishing for.

When What to my wondering eyes should appear but 10 extra pounds on my thighs & my rear

A humorous nod to those extra holiday treats. Who can resist all those Christmas cookies?

Snowflakes, cozy blankets, hot cocoa, gingerbread, fireside

A delightful description of some of the coziest elements of the holiday season.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

A simple and timeless phrase that captures the magic in the air as the holiday season unfolds.

It’s beginning to look a lot like no one cares about Thanksgiving

A playful way to express that Christmas excitement seems to start earlier each year.

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year, most of the time, once in a while… Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff

We all have our moments, right? Sometimes self-gifting is the way to go.

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my festive Christmas anxiety

A humorous take on how holiday stress can be a unique experience all its own.

Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-ass jingle.

Reminding everyone that when it comes to jingling, it’s best to do it with full enthusiasm!

We elves like to stick to the four main food groups— candy, cany canes, candy corns, and syrup!

A quote from Buddy the Elf, this whimsical phrase is perfect for adding a touch of holiday movie magic to your letter board.

My jeans say enough Christmas cookies but my leggings are like, boo we got you!

A lighthearted way to acknowledge the extra holiday indulgences and the forgiving comfort of leggings.

Last Minute Gift Ideas for Mom… A full night’s sleep

For all the sleep-deprived moms, this suggestion for a last-minute gift is both hilarious and relatable.

Let’s have a Moment of Silence for all the things added to cart but never bought

Online shopping enthusiasts will relate to this humorous take on those almost-purchases.

In our home we call Santa by his real name— Amazon

Embrace the convenience of online shopping with this clever nod to Santa’s “real” identity.

The stages of Christmas shopping: 1. Plenty of time… 2. Oh no

A humorous take on the typical stages of holiday shopping, which often begins with good intentions and ends in a flurry of last-minute chaos.

Even the Grinch had a dog so if you don’t like dogs that says a lot about you

A playful way to show your love for our furry friends during the holiday season.

Dear Santa, When you arrive, could you please throw a quick load in the washer, vacuum, & wash your cookie dishes?

A humorous request for Santa to be the ultimate houseguest on Christmas Eve.

The high for today was 70. The low was eating an entire batch of cookies

A funny commentary on the weather during the holidays… and our snacking habits!

If you see me decorating for Christmas before Thanksgiving, remember it costs $0 to mind your own business

For those early decorators, a friendly reminder that holiday cheer knows no bounds.

December: a magical time filled with lights, laughter, and joy. January-spring: A cold, gloomy, giant bucket of Sh$t

A humorous take on the changing moods from the holiday season to the post-holiday slump.

Life is so boring when you don’t have an online order to look forward to

A witty nod to the joy of online shopping and the anticipation of your packages arriving.

In a world full of Grinches, be a Buddy the Elf

A sweet reminder to keep your joyful and kind spirit alive during the holiday season.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

A classic quote from the movie Elf that emphasizes the power of spreading joy through music and positivity.

Dear Santa, define naughty

Playfully challenging Santa to clarify his definition of “naughty.” A fun twist on the usual “naughty or nice” question.

Santa baby pregnancy announcement

A creative and adorable way to announce a special addition to your family during the holiday season.

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas

This clever twist on a classic holiday line perfectly captures the essence of holiday shopping.

As you’ve discovered, Christmas letter boards are a fantastic way to infuse your holiday décor with humor and charm. These witty and light-hearted phrases are a delightful reminder that the holiday season isn’t just about traditions, but also about sharing laughter and joy with loved ones. So, whether you’re going for a chuckle or a belly laugh, don’t forget to embrace the merriment of the season and share some holiday humor with your friends and family through these clever letterboard quotes. Happy holidays, and may your days be filled with festive fun and laughter!